It's a fairly free forum, but stick by these rules:
* Try to avoid excessive swearing, hell you could even steal my method and use alternatives. Although if you do I'll say fudge you, cupid shizhead.
* No porn, although why the hell you'd need porn to introduce yourself is beyond me. Unless you're a pornstar but I doubt we'll be that lucky fortunate unfortunate.
* Don't flame, just argue with yourself in the mirror.
* No warez, we all sure as hell have something that's warez but other people don't need to know that.
Breaking the above rules will result in a warning, then a second violation will result in a ban.